Course Comedians

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Can’t take these guys anywhere.

That’s not exactly true. You could bring them to a comedy show. They do pretty well there. But taking them to Bushwood Country Club for the member guests tournament would be at your own risk. 

The crew at Pivot The Mag managed to locate several of the current top stand-up comics in the world, big statement, and ask them their take on a sport that tends to lean more Judge Elihu Smails and a little less Al Czervik. 

Collectively this crew has brought down the roof at thousands of comedy clubs, and other more mainstream things like The Conan O’Brien Show, The Stephen Colbert Show, 30 Rock, HBO, The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Zoolander and lists many other accolades that would be appropriate to place here. But today their mission is to help us better understand some of the more entry level things to the sport, or at least their takes on them.    

Enter Sean Patton, Sam Morril, and Mark Normand stage left. 

Sean Patton

Best Known For: 
Not giving a fuck, but somewhat caring, he cares...just not that much. 

Three things you must take with you when golfing?
iPad, Fleshlight, PING G400 9 iron.

What is a mulligan?
An actor. I believe her first name is Carey. 

How many people can hit a shot at the same time?
Exactly 1,149.

If there was another term for a "hole-in-one" what should the term be?
A “Yeah right.” 

The average cost for a single sleeve of golf balls?
€0.50

If your golf team had a name what would the name be?
The Wedgies

Mark Normand

Best Known For: 
People like him more after a show. Less before. More after.  

Three things you must take with you when golfing?
Clubs, friends, prayer rug. 

What is a mulligan?
I think that’s when you mess up on accident. My little brother's name is Mulligan.

How many people can hit a shot at the same time?
I think only one unless you’re at the driving range then it’s about 15 people simultaneously trying to hit the ball picker upper. 

If there was another term for a "hole-in-one" what should the term be?
Sole Goal, Onesie or NOGBY (no one’s gonna believe you)

The average cost for a single sleeve of golf balls?
Hmmmm. Golfers look rich so I’d say...$60?

If your golf team had a name what would the name be?
We be Clubbin
Putt Sluts
I’ve got Woods
Shirts & FORE!!! Skins

Kingsley Spencer